I WANT THIS PLAYED AT MY FUNERAL PLEASE. [x]
IM LAUGHING SO HARD LIKE YOU HAVE NO IDEA IM PRACTICALLY IN TEARS
Natalia Fedorova by ilyafedorov
Um, excuse me. Excuse. Me. Can I please have that blue dress? Omfg. So much gorgeous.
I JUST REALIZED THAT THE PLURAL OF BEEF IS BEEVES
LOOK AT THIS
WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDNT KNOW ABOUT BEEVES
i just told my roommate this and he just got up and left the apartment, and didn’t come back right away so i went outside and he was just
that is the face of a broken man
this is by far the best comment anyone has added to my text post
"Masturbation is something that we all do and it hurts no one so it is not wrong. It is natural and beautiful."
I’m going to fucking stab someone. There’s nothing beautiful about being a selfish slut and no, not everyone does it. Fuck you and your sex normative bullshit.
thanks to this beautiful person
i have learned you can be a slut
by performing a sexual act that involves literally no one but yourself
i am the biggest slut